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Quito, Ecuador - Flush It Down Even If It's Yellow, Please

Sunday, April 2, 2006

Well. The laptop, which has been ailing for a while, finally got so sick that we had to take drastic measures: a clean install. This means the computer is as it was just out of the box. No software, no Michael's "side" and my "side," no wallpaper with cute pictures of our beloved cat Max, who is currently living with his Aunt Mary.

Luckily Michael is fastidious about periodically backing up our work on DVD. And he saved our most recent stuff to his i-Pod right before the big install. We didn't know if the problem was one that could be fixed with a clean install, but it was our last hope before having to send it back to the US to be fixed. (btw, thanks Tekserve, for not bothering to answer e-mails.)

So... the point of all this is that after the clean install, Michael had to buy Adobe Photoshop. The good news is that it's downloadable from the Internet. The bad news is it takes forever, especially if there are a bunch of other people in the Internet cafe sucking up bandwidth. So basically we've spent the past three days at the Internet cafe, downloading.

As you know, we're staying in the Mariscal area of Quito's New Town, which gets my vote for the backpackeriest neighborhood ever. It's actually very nice, but if you brought me here blindfolded I wouldn't know where in the world I was. We've eaten Thai food, shwarma, barbecued ribs and chicken, and homefries.

We've eaten Indian food four times, plus two batches of leftovers. We've surfed to the very end of the Internet and back. And I have seen nothing of Quito outside of this gringo holding pen and our room. And the hostel's shared bathroom. Sigh.

Someone here is nasty. I have my theory on who it is *cough*smelly guy in the next room*cough* but who can really say? Anyway, to be specific (sorry), someone is peeing all over the toilet seat and the floor. And not flushing.

I have no problem with the whole "if it's yellow let it mellow" in the home. But unless there's a drought, I think we should flush all public toilets. It's poured down rain every afternoon, so I'm thinking there is no drought, but I could be wrong.

Either way, no one wants to see your frothy yellow pee. We really don't. Also, you should probably be drinking more water. (See, why should I know that about you? Gross.) But I can let all that go if you just at least get it into the actual toilet. I mean...?

But the messing with the computer is finally over and done and everything is back the way it was, except the photos of Max. Tomorrow we are going to venture out into the rest of the city and hopefully see a bunch of cool stuff. Then I will have something to write about besides the computer and other people's nasty habits. I can't wait. Probably you can't either.

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17 comments so far | Post a comment
Friday, April 14, 2006 | Michael said...
1. the author never drinks water herself, NEVER. 2. How did I see so much of the city, and you barely left the tourist pen, how did that happen Nappy McSleeperson? 3. your pee is quite frothy and yellow as well, but ill give you credit for not stinking like the chain smoking odd couple that stayed next door to us. 4. It is quite a relief to finally really own Adobe Photoshop after stealing it for the past 10 years.

Friday, April 14, 2006 | Megan said...
1. The commentor has never seen my pee. 2. I'm proud to be nappy in every sense of the word.

Friday, April 14, 2006 | Michael said...
oh, I've seen it alright!

Friday, April 14, 2006 | Michael said...
hint: distant shared bathrooms and cut in half water bottles.

Friday, April 14, 2006 | Megan said...
That froth was all yours.

Friday, April 14, 2006 | Alex said...
Congratulations on owning Photoshop. I took the plundge when I could get a legit education discount. You must have saved the install codes if you're downloading it off of the net. Megan, I have another question for you. Check your mail. Best wishes.

Friday, April 14, 2006 | the "dad" said...
This from the same couple who admonished us for displaying our trash for the world to see when this epic journey began....my, my how far has the mighty fallen...all humans no matter how great or small are equal on the common throne of the world....maybe you need to start a count....lol

Friday, April 14, 2006 | Michael said...
dad, what are you on about? One of the things Im really looking forward to is stable plumbing.

Friday, April 14, 2006 | Arun said...
"the backpackeriest neighborhood ever" you should check out Kao San Road in Bangkok. Geez Louise!! THAT must be the backpackeriest neighborhood ever. Wait wait. You've been there right? Backpackeriest. China is a bit less backpackererish. so far.

Friday, April 14, 2006 | funchilde said...
uhm, the urination habits of fellow travelers, fellow bloggers and the significant others of said bloggers...tmi. really yall. this is like a bad episode of southpark! imma need yall to get it together. oh my jesus @ "nappy mcsleeperson" :-) that is up there with "fightscussion" and "fro light"...see I be listenin'.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 | Belly said...
That bottle pictured above looks like it is full of vitamin pee. I'm just trying to stay on topic, here.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 | Megan said...
You guys are hilarious. I should talk about pee more often.

Monday, April 17, 2006 | Jessica said...
MY HOME TOWN!!!

Monday, April 17, 2006 | Michael said...
Im at spanish school! Whats going on over there?

Thursday, December 1, 2011 | texas web design said...
This is a great article. I can't imagine a computer without any files and applications. I can see that you want to learn more ideas by venturing at the city. Keep it up! marketing fort worth

Thursday, December 1, 2011 | texas web development said...
Seeing the pictures especially KFC gives me the appetite. I know you'll have great ideas when you go to the city.

Thursday, December 22, 2011 | craps tables said...
Is that a new product?

 



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Megan Lyles is a native New Yorker who has also lived in San Francisco. Having already traveled in Eastern and Western Europe, India, Thailand, and the U.S., she is now tackling a one-year bus trip from New York City to the tip of South America with photographer Michael Simon and doing freelance work along the way. She has a degree in social work from NYU and types 85 words per minute.
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